I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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