I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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