today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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