You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
