I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
So many bounce houses so little time
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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