You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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