goodnight i made you a song goodbye
We got so high we made milksteak
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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