He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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