isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
You coming home soon, man?
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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