she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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