Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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