Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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