You're earring is so big in my mouth
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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