Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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