I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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