Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Drunk is a universal language darling
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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