the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
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Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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