i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
do nipples grow back?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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