Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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