Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
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No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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