I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
soo... how was my night?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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