Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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