you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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