I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Randomize
