i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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