please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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