It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I will pee on everything he values.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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