I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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