it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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