Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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