She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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