so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Fuck appropriateness.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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