we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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