i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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