chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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