I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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