Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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