was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I need to calm my uterus...
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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