So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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