Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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