Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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