I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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