I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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