oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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