this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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