haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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