Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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