They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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