Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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