It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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