have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Just pee around me
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.