I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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