She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
