tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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