Kareoke will never be a sober sport
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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