do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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